Office-life zingers built to move at markets and online: status-report humor, meeting fatigue, and KPI jokes.

Design vibe
Clipboards, checkboxes, warning labels, badge layouts.
Sample lines: “This Meeting Could’ve Been An Email,” “Circling Back Never,” “On Mute Mentally,” “Low KPI: Kindness Per Interaction.”

Specs / Press / Care / Pickup
Same chemistry as #1. Use 295–305°F, 10–15s, medium–firm, cold peel if unsure, post-press 5–8s. Standard care; same-day pickup.